The Instigator
crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

crashyourcrew:

thesimplelifeofapetey:

lordduce:

Dying. Death. I can’t.

I will never not reblog this. 

Fraudulent

memeguy-com:

Finally finished almost a years worth of serious work on my undergraduate thesis in geology I needed to do something fun with it

memeguy-com:

Finally finished almost a years worth of serious work on my undergraduate thesis in geology I needed to do something fun with it

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

theprincesthrone:

Pizza Princess?

theprincesthrone:

Pizza Princess?

relitseleirda:

jellyphile:

cas-hellodean:

poeticdarkbeauty:

youngblackandvegan:

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

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it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears
damn-funny:

A hunter and father of 3 sons, was anxious to
share his latest kill with his family for Sunday
dinner. He didn’t want his sons to pass on
tasting the delicious meat, so he sat the boys
down to dinner without telling them what the
meat they were about to eat was.
“Oh come on Dad,” said the oldest son. “What’s
this meat?” “Just taste it,” said the father,
“You will love it.”The boys eyed each other
nervously and put a piece of the meat on their
forks. “Give us a little hint,”, pleaded the
second son.
“Only if you take a bite,” said the father. As
each boy took a cautious bite of the meat, the
father continued, “Let me think, ummm your
mother calls me this from time to time…”
The youngest boy shouted, “Spit it out boys,
it’s asshole!”
(via The hunter)

damn-funny:

A hunter and father of 3 sons, was anxious to
share his latest kill with his family for Sunday
dinner. He didn’t want his sons to pass on
tasting the delicious meat, so he sat the boys
down to dinner without telling them what the
meat they were about to eat was.
“Oh come on Dad,” said the oldest son. “What’s
this meat?” “Just taste it,” said the father,
“You will love it.”The boys eyed each other
nervously and put a piece of the meat on their
forks. “Give us a little hint,”, pleaded the
second son.
“Only if you take a bite,” said the father. As
each boy took a cautious bite of the meat, the
father continued, “Let me think, ummm your
mother calls me this from time to time…”
The youngest boy shouted, “Spit it out boys,
it’s asshole!”


(via The hunter)

designed-for-life:

Oliver Peake: Japanese Bed

"This was an interesting commission. The client wanted an entirely sunken bed with hidden storage and invisible heating! We couldn’t go down as it was on the first floor so we raised it up. A simple solution elegantly executed, the floor lifts up to reveal storage ‘bins’ with a matching stepped drawer unit."

Materials:

Solid maple throughout.

ladyknucklesinshape:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

I feel like there should be a week where all the women of the world treat men like how they treat women.

And then break it down by race….oh boy wont there be changes by the next week!